If you have ever belonged to a gym or "Fitness Facility" then you probably have seen the following list of people. These are the people that you look at and just shake your head and think, WHY?! Now, here is the thing, if you don't agree with one of these, well, then you probably are that guy.
- Hair Gel Guy - You are just about to go to the gym, so it is clearly a priority to freshly gel your hair. Don't argue with me because, you did, I saw you, you fixed it up in the locker room. Seriously guy, I hope it gets in your eyes and burns.
- Stares at Abs Guy - You just did a mean set of arm curls, so you take a glance at your abs. Really guy, No one cares, stop looking at them in the mirror. You are only making an ass out of yourself.
- The Poser - Let me do a flex down in the middle of the gym so everyone can see me. You most likely are not a body builder, stop flexing in the mirror. Again, you look like an idiot.
- Fatties in Spandex - Spandex/compression clothing is not outerwear. It is tolerable when the 25 y/o pilates instructor with the firm body parts wears it, not when the rhinoceros does. If you really wanna wear it, put a shirt over it.
- Spandex Guy - Everyone goes to the gym to see the outline of your man parts? Seriously bro? We aren't in a bicycle race, put on some normal clothing.
- Headband Guy - 80s ended a few years back...
- Loud Talker - I have nothing of true value to say so I yell it to the person next to me so I feel important. Why are you screaming, he's right next to you
- The Screamer - Grunting happens and is natural even, screaming, not so much. Bro, you aren't that strong, it isn't that much weight, why are you screaming after every rep?
- High Schoolers - Let's work out in a big group and stand around for 2 hours curling dumbbells and bench pressing... On Point.
- Guy Who Hits On Every Attractive Female - Unless you are over 60, it is just desperate and creepy...
- Naked Old Man - The locker room is a place where you change, shower, and decompress. You don't use the hair dryer on your pruned up body. You don't stand naked and have full conversations. And you never, never, walk over to someone while they are sitting on a bench and put your business all up in their face.
Don't let yourself become one of these guys...
